that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She announced her abortion via fbk
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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