Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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