just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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