So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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