I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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