You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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