I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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