i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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