somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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