Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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