Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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