if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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