I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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