I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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