I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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