I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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