I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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