MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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