Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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