Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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