my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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