oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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