So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
