It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
