do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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