At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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