At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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