I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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