How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
What a dumb baby whore.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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