physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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