I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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