Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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