You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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