Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Randomize
