People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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