god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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