dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
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I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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