its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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