Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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