WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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