HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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