Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
