i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Buhtt sex?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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