If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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