After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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