please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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