you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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