Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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