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• (773): View more from Illinois

  is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?

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  it's more of a rinse.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just had my very first high conversation with mom

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  And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.

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• (510): View more from California

  I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.

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