I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.