i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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