doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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