I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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