I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I had to cum in my sink.
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