The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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