Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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