and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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