So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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